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Last Updated: 21.06.2025 05:27
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Freaks and Cheeks
Thumbs down again.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Playdate’s second season is off to a great (and very weird) start - The Verge
Still no good.
Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
Channel Island pharmacists confirm digestion drug shortage - BBC
Unacceptable again!
Just Forget it!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
They put up a sign reading
So, the docs changed it to read
Scientists identify a cellular 'switch' that could reverse type 2 diabetes - Earth.com
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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No way
What are some possible reasons for people writing bad books in the fantasy genre?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Catatonics & High Colonics
What does it mean to you to live a life that reflects biblical values?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Which brand is the best home slippers in the Middle East?
Everyone loved it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No go.
Scientists Just Solved a 14,000-Year-Old Puppy Mystery - Gizmodo
Nuts and Butts
Next, they tried...
Still no good
What are some questions obviously just asked for sexual gratification?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
Loons and Moons
Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.